December 2010
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This time last night Jetta and I were cuddling.
Me: I have to go to work, does my hair look okay or should I take a shower?
Brother: You look like you had sex all night.
Me: Perfect.
My grandpa is on a mission to find the home video...
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I'd rather be unwrapping you.
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Christmas morning:
Me: *passed out on the couch in boxers cuddling Mt Dew and a candy bar
Grandpa: Hey get up, it's Christmas.
Me: oh, cool.
Last night Jetta and I made out in front of a...